welcome to the motherfucking gun show.

davidcookruinedmylife:

this is not a clever post or a funny post. somehow i don’t think you’ll mind.


UNF.


UNF.


UNF!

his ARMS, yo. holy mother of all things masturbatory. i want to climb him like a fucking tree.

and no arms here, but who cares?


stick a fork in me. i’m done. finito. kaput. RUINED.

[photo credit.]

try not to drool. i. fucking. DARE. you.